Memories are fresh around my home town
When you order takeout and the doorbell rings:
imtalkingtothemoon:


REALLY HUGE TAMPON!

FUCK MY LIFE

imtalkingtothemoon:

REALLY HUGE TAMPON!

FUCK MY LIFE

alright my dog is dying. and i dont give a shit that im crying my eyes out. im being ‘off’ with my bestfriend and im watching my dad be upset. K.

sleepdoesnotexist:

markquach:

Why is she so adorable?!

haha!

 I want to do this to my room, get a bunch of colors and just throw them everywhere X) fun

Would you rather punch Paris Hilton or Perez Hilton? You can only choose one.
What would make you weep tears of joy?
What makes you explode with anger?
Who would you choose to fight against Optimus Prime for you? (If he was going to kill you.)

Neither. not worth my time. 

probably a any retarded video on youtube :’)

teachers who dont think im right all the time ! -.-

no, there must clearly be a perfectly good reason for me to be killed.

Can you remember your last dream?
What are your goals in life?
How would you describe yourself?
Your childhood, good or bad?

yes i can. but its a bit to sick… :L 

to not die in a pointless way, like papercut!

um, clever but lazy.

more like….. interesting.

You have been MAGIKED to the late 1600s, you're in the south of England and what is this?! YOU'RE ON TRIAL FOR BEING A WITCH?!? You're found not guilty but the magistrate did not like your attitude. You are put in the stocks, you are to be pelted with rotten fruit/veg for 2 hours.
Which fruit/veg item do you choose to have thrown at you?

well i feel quite pleased as i am actually a witch :’)

but i quite like the taste of rotten plums. nom.